Oh baby...

Bob Klapisch is reporting on ESPN.com that the Yankees are stockpiling young pitching talent for an earth-shattering, life altering trade with the Twins for Johan Santana... who know they can't afford him in 2 years since BZit is making 18 million a year. They want to sell him while his value is high, and the trade may include Carl Pavano and most, if not all, of the Triple-A pitching talent the Yankees have received thus far.
I will now proceed to walk around with an erection for the remainder of the offseason. And if Bob Klapisch knows what's good for him, he'll continue to drop hints about this until it happens, so that I can continue to torture Mr. Specialist about this.

-RJ