Friday, January 5, 2007

A Short One

How do you like this one, oh wise one-out reliever:
(Flake = Zito)
(Zito + Fat Contract = Great Expectations)
(Great Expectations + Zito = Flake-out)
Flake-out + San Fransisco Giants = Billy Beane's Resignation (long overdue).

-RJ

P.S. CMiWang is a rare pitcher indeed that can have such terrible peripherals and yet be successful because he has one-of-a-kind stuff. Beckett, even with his vagina-soft fingers, is a fastball/curveball pitcher. Wang simply has the best sinker I've ever seen, and I've seen 'em all over the world.

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