Lefty's Fantasy Draft

Southington, Connecticut (RJ NEWSWIRE) - Exciting news out of the sleepy town of Southington, CT today, as Lefty Specialist's 2007 foray into fantasy baseball began in earnest, with his league holding its annual draft today. I know all (four) of you are as excited as I am. We await with baited breath the release of Lefty's new crop of superstars, prospects, has-beens and never-wases. In return for his glowing review of Rough Justice's squad, I shall review his draft in accordance with the rules of man. The floor is yours, sir.

Sean Connery is not impressed.

-RJ